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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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