- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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