- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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