- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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