A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

speech and debate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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