Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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hi will

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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