- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chair?

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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