- Anti Joke

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.