- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's clear and wet? water

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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