Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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why did the man die? he was shot

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Flop dog

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