- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

speech and debate.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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