- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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