what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Donald Trump

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redtube

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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one day i went to bed

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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