Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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