A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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I've got a dig bick

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womens rights

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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