Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

bitches be crafty.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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