- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A whale's vagina

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between a duck?

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