- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The Game

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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