What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Psychics.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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