- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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