Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Dance is a sport

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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