Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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The Game.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Spotto

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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