- Anti Joke

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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