What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Bob dole

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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say cheese

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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