Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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A midget walks under a bar

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Mike tyson

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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womens rights

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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