A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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