What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

fava beans

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

You're Adopted.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

homework

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

toast points

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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