Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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