What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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i dont like attention whores lol

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Anti Joke

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