what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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