What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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