Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Harry Styles

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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