What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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