What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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