Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Yeah right loser!

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Republicans

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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hit the thumbs down button

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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