Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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hey guys what's up?

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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