A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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