guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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