- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

She said no

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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