No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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