I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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I ponder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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A mans opinion.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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