What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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