How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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E= McVagina

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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