how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Harry Styles

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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lol a man is drowning

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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