O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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