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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Tell you something funny.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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