what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Yes!

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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