3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

knock knock ... no one was in

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

i like pie.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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