- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

ass in my face ? no

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Womens Rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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