What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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