- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Life is an elephant, get married.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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