Knock knock Who's there Police

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Black People.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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