Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Patriarchy.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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