Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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