- Anti Joke

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.