- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Dogs in my home.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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