A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

my whole life!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

So. The gays. ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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