Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Gangnam style

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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you lose.

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NASCAR

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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