A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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