Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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