How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Laugh.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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