what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Badgers are cool

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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I would rape her

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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