- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

The BCS

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Badgers are cool

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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