How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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whats long and green? weed

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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