- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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