How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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