What number comes after 29? 30.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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