Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

I'm Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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