- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Netflix and chill

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

once upon a time there was a boy

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.