If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Ju... Just why?

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

I am a nigger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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