- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

rebecca is a hard worker

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

I am a nigger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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