- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

skurfboards we love fat kids

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

So. The gays. ...

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

AIDS

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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