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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

A cow says moo and explodes.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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