- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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