- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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