Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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