- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

How did the girl die? 25.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Woman rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A women president

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