Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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you will now laugh.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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