Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What is a chair?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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