i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Which is longer? A rope...

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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