- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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