what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

donald................duck for president

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

shauns beautiful

Jersey Shore

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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